Who Said It
You get the line and four people who could have said it, all from the same era and mostly from the same generation, so there is nothing to rule out on style alone. 120 of them, drawn in a different order every round, and where the line is usually credited to the wrong person, the answer says who really said it.
The quotes nobody actually said
Which famous quotes did nobody actually say?
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Several of the most quoted lines in English have no author behind them. Voltaire never wrote that he would defend to the death your right to say it: his biographer Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote it in 1906 as her own summary of his attitude, and it was later printed inside quotation marks. Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake; Rousseau put the line in the mouth of an unnamed great princess years before she reached France, when she was a child in Vienna. Edmund Burke is credited with the line about evil triumphing when good men do nothing, which is nowhere in his works. Darwin is credited with the one about the most adaptable species surviving, which was written by a management professor in 1963. And Machiavelli never wrote that the ends justify the means.
Why do the same few people get credited with everything?
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A quote drifts toward whoever is most famous for saying that kind of thing, and it rarely drifts back. Churchill collects wartime defiance, Twain collects wry one-liners, Einstein collects anything about intelligence, Lincoln collects moral seriousness and Oscar Wilde collects everything left over. The pattern is common enough to have a name: the writer Nigel Rees called it Churchillian drift. It works because attaching a big name is what makes an anonymous line worth repeating, and nobody who repeats it has any reason to check.
Did Galileo really mutter and yet it moves?
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Almost certainly not, and saying it aloud in that room could have killed him. He had just been made to kneel and deny that the Earth moves, under the threat of torture, and he spent the rest of his life under house arrest. The phrase does not appear anywhere until 1757, 124 years after the trial and long after every witness was dead. It survives because it is what everyone wants to have happened, which is the usual reason a quote survives.
What did Neil Armstrong actually say on the Moon?
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The transmission carries that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, which as a sentence says step for mankind, leap for mankind and loses the contrast. Armstrong maintained he said for a man and that the article was lost in the radio link. A 2006 audio analysis claimed to find it and was quickly disputed by other analysts. NASA transcripts now print the a in brackets, which is roughly the state of the evidence: he meant it, and nobody can prove it reached Earth.
Did Khrushchev threaten to bury the United States?
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He said something that a translator rendered as we will bury you, at a reception in Moscow in 1956, and the American press read it as a threat of nuclear attack. The Russian idiom is closer to we will be present at your funeral, meaning we will still be here after you are gone. He was making the standard Marxist claim that capitalism would collapse of its own accord, and he said so explicitly in 1963: the point was the victory of a system, not the destruction of a country. The mistranslation shaped a decade of American politics.
How do historians decide whether a quote is real?
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Mostly by measuring the gap between the event and the first time anyone wrote the line down. A sentence recorded by somebody in the room is strong; a sentence that first appears forty years later in a biography is a reconstruction, whatever it is printed as. Then they check whether it turns up in the speaker's own letters or drafts, and whether an earlier version exists under somebody else's name. Patrick Henry's give me liberty fails the first test badly and is still, on the balance of evidence, close to what he said. Certainty is rarer than the quotation marks suggest.
Which famous lines are used to mean the opposite of what they meant?
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More than you would expect. Juvenal's who watches the watchmen is not about political power; it is about hiring somebody to guard your wife and noticing the flaw. Hippocrates saying life is short and the art long was complaining that medicine takes a lifetime to learn, not encouraging anyone to seize the day. Horace's carpe diem comes from a poem about how little time there is. Terence's nothing human is alien to me is a nosy neighbour's excuse in a comedy. And when Shakespeare's Gertrude says the lady doth protest too much, protest means to promise emphatically, so she is complaining about extravagant vows rather than accusing anyone of denying something too hard.
The lines that are not quite what they look like
The game asks who said it, which assumes somebody said it, in those words, once. For 16 of the 120 lines in the pool that assumption is the interesting part: the wording is a translator’s, the source is a biographer writing three hundred years later, or the sentence everyone hangs on the name was never theirs to begin with.
Not spoken, or not in those words
The English everyone knows is sometimes a translation decision, sometimes a fragment of a longer sentence, and in one case a caption on a placard that nobody ever said out loud.
“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
JULIUS CAESAR
Sent to the senate after he destroyed Pharnaces II at Zela in five days. Suetonius says the three words were carried on a placard in his triumph rather than spoken, which makes it closer to a caption than a quotation.
“We will bury you.”
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV
A translation that started a panic. The Russian is closer to we will be present at your funeral, meaning we will outlast you, and he later said he meant the victory of an idea rather than a war.
“Man is by nature a political animal.”
ARISTOTLE
The Greek says an animal of the polis, the city. It is a claim about where a human being becomes fully human, not an observation about liking politics.
“Life is short, and the art long.”
HIPPOCRATES
The art means medicine, and the line is a complaint about how long it takes to learn one, not advice about making the most of your years. The rest of the sentence is about how quickly the chance to treat a patient passes.
“I think, therefore I am.”
RENÉ DESCARTES
It is the one thing left standing after he doubts everything else, his own body and the outside world included. Not a claim that thinking is what makes a life worthwhile.
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
CHARLES DICKENS
The opening of A Tale of Two Cities, which ran as a weekly serial. The sentence carries on for another hundred words.
“One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.”
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR
The first English translation was made by a zoologist who cut about fifteen per cent of the book and mistranslated the philosophical vocabulary. A complete translation did not appear until 2009.
Everything we have is secondhand
Nobody in this group wrote the line down themselves. It reaches us through a student, a diary, a biographer working centuries later, or a book printed long after the fact.
“Give me a place to stand and I will move the Earth.”
ARCHIMEDES
About the lever. Reported by Pappus of Alexandria five centuries later, which is true of nearly everything Archimedes is supposed to have said.
“There is plenty of time to win this game and to thrash the Spaniards too.”
FRANCIS DRAKE
The bowls at Plymouth, first printed thirty-six years later. The tide would have kept the fleet in harbour anyway, so the calm may have been arithmetic rather than nerve.
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”
NATHAN HALE
Reported by a British officer who was there and wrote it in his diary. Hale had been caught with drawings of British positions in his shoe.
“You have power over your mind, not outside events.”
MARCUS AURELIUS
The Meditations were a private notebook, written on campaign and never meant to be read by anyone. There is no sign he intended to publish a word of it.
The line they are best known for is not theirs
Each of these three is quoted constantly for something that cannot be traced to them at all. The quiz uses a line they did say, and the note says which one they did not.
“The Pope? How many divisions has he got?”
JOSEPH STALIN
Reported secondhand by Churchill, who was not in the room. The lines usually given to Stalin about one death being a tragedy have never been traced to him at all.
“The buck stops here.”
HARRY S. TRUMAN
A sign on his desk rather than a line of his own, made in a prison workshop and sent to him by a friend. The other side read I'm from Missouri.
What the drafts said
Three speeches where the famous sentence was nearly not in it. One word was cut, one line was fought over until the last minute, and one was added so late that nobody is sure who wrote it.
“Beware the acquisition of unwarranted influence by the military-industrial complex.”
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER
His farewell address, three days before leaving office. An earlier draft said military-industrial-congressional complex, and the last word was cut.
“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
RONALD REAGAN
The State Department and the National Security Council tried repeatedly to cut the line from the draft. The wall came down two years and five months later.
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
First inaugural, with a quarter of the country out of work and the banks closing. The line was added late in drafting and nobody is certain who wrote it.